'Meg you spend 3 parts of your life talking about food, its a bit sad'
And your point is dad?

@6 hours ago
Doctor who experience the other day! It was amazing! Spent £50 on the merch;)

Doctor who experience the other day! It was amazing! Spent £50 on the merch;)

@3 days ago

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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@1 week ago with 271266 notes

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

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the-personal-quotes:

 
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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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newyorkfamous:

deuo:

grinds-my-gears:

aquasaur:

Reasons Why Girls Don’t Give Blowjobs
Hot New Pics Of Jennette McCurdy (iCarly)
Girls With Ugly Faces But Perfect Bodies
Celebs Who Started As Porn Stars
Hottest Celeb Booties of 2014
What Your Sleep Position Says About Your Relationship
How To Drive Men Crazy With Yoga Pants
Best Selfies Of 2014
10 Things Guys Hate In Bed

OMG, the article about blowjobs is true!

I should really start wearing yoga pants.


WHAT, MARILYN MONROE STARTED AS A PORN STAR!?

THE TOP ONE THOUGH. THAT. THAT IS MY LIFE.
@1 week ago with 63378 notes
For my sister. This. This is puberty (sort of for liv, shes almost there)

For my sister. This. This is puberty (sort of for liv, shes almost there)

@1 week ago
Not the best photo of me. But im wearing tom bakers scarf and a fez. I GOT A SONIC TOO:D

Not the best photo of me. But im wearing tom bakers scarf and a fez. I GOT A SONIC TOO:D

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gra-phical:

Watching list: Fifty shades of Grey (2015)

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@1 week ago with 470 notes

"People want pretty much the same things: They want to be happy. Most young people seem to think that those things lay somewhere in the future, while most older people believe they lay in the past."

Nicholas Sparks, Nights in Rodanthe (via simply-quotes)

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@1 week ago with 2082 notes

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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